Automotive pickup lines

"Nibby" (nibby68) 01/20/2014 at 12:13 • Filed to: PICK UP LINES

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GO!

I'll start... "Hey baby, wanna ride my stick shift?"

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:16

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Don't worry baby, I'm an endurance racer, not a sprint driver.

twinturbobmw > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:17

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Are you a Ferrari because you are as hot as fire?

Mattbob > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:18

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NASCAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Only works for a certain type)

d00mZ > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:19

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When are you gonna let me pop your clutch?

Nibbles > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:19

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Hey baby, need someone to polish your headlights?

You must be a Dodge, 'cause I wanna grab you by the horns

I noticed your check engine light is on. Want me to plug into your slot and check it out?

Hermann > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:24

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Are you a E65 BMW? Because I'd Bangle that Butt!

CalzoneGolem > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:24

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F series. Amidointhisrite?

Brian, The Life of > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:26

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Hey baby, wanna port my head?

Chris Clarke > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:28

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CKeffer > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:30

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Hey baby, wanna see my wankel?

Nibbles > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:30

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You must be a turn signal, 'cause I wanna use you properly

ToyDeathbot > Hermann 01/20/2014 at 12:31

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Wow you have some advance stuff there...

Hoccy > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:37

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Hey baby, wanna come change oil with me?

Dusty Ventures > Nibbles 01/20/2014 at 12:39

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You must be a turn signal, 'cause I wanna ignore you completely for the rest of my life.

#everye92ownerever

Dusty Ventures > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:39

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"Yes. That is my Ferrari"

mycarneverruns87 > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:42

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Hey girl, I heard you like trucks, wanna come check out my F150s bed?

HammerheadFistpunch > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 12:52

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My brother and I used this one on occasion:

Hey? wanna score?..." While reaching over and at the last minute open the glove box and pull this out.

"...I could could really go for a bite right now."

PushToStart > Nibby 01/20/2014 at 13:34

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